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In 2000 Israel had an entry in Eurovision that included the lyric ‘I want, I want a cucumber’ and ever since nothing’s quite lived up to it
But there have been some close calls.
tumblr right now
ALCOHOL IS FREE
gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it
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oh god here’s Britain
We are the Moon Moon of Eurovision
OH GOD THIS POST HAS KILLED ME
“WE ARE THE MOON MOON OF EUROVISION.”
we all know who the real star of eurovision is
*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself
*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision
Here we go.
Who will you vote for Europe?
- Count Fabula
- Eyebrows
- Hot men
- Lesbians
- Guy who named his shoes
- Lady Gaga/Shakira/Ke$ha
- Actual Blaine Anderson Malta
- ALCOHOL IS FREE (but money isn’t)
- One of the Euphoria rip offs
- Jesus
- Thor
- Star Trek The Musical/Glass Case of Emotion
- Depressing song about birds
in Europe we don’t say ‘i hate you’ we say ‘nil points’ which roughly translates as ‘we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either’ i think that’s lovely don’t you?
